Thursday, October 9, 2008

Announcement:

Every "Book" is currently in a run-off mode.

If you happen to be studying Finance/Quantitative Finance/Statistics/MBA with the hope of making the big bucks in this ponzi scheme, please report to your school administration and ADMINISTER JUSTICE. You just lost 100K + foregone earnings opportunity and associate exclusively with fellow DOOFUS like yourselves.

You must be angry by now. Very angry.

Yes, that is correct. Please express yourself by demonstrating demanding your tuition to be refunded and your schools be closed for fraud.

You are a victim.

11 comments:

D said...

I am hoping to hire a few finance mbas for $35k/year to scour the books of prospective buyouts...think I will get my wish?

Maybe I will need to invest in employee housing too...

hahaha

:)

MTGSPY said...

You can pay $8/hr and hire a mickydee person and get the same result.

D said...

not a chicago MCD person. A couple years ago I went through the drive-thru at the rock-n-roll MCD on a late night. that particular girlfriend had "see id" on her plastic and the cashier almost called the cops saying she didn't look like the person on the driver's license...called manager over, the whole bit!

total purchase price: $5
chilling out the gf later: pricelesss

MTGSPY said...

You are lucky, in the south side they'd probably off you both first.

D said...

that southside is pretty far south...

PCap said...

We're ramping up our book... lol

Our recent trades was selling protection on EU banks that got nationalized with big cash injections... waiting for spreads to contract a bit then unwind time... paaaaarty!!!

MTGSPY said...

Not wishing you ill, but just stating the fact which is ALWAYS ILL.

Before this is all over your hedgefund is toast.

Foghat said...

I've been making some serious money lately after starting a slick multi-level marketing operation targeting new MBA's and CFA's...they really fall for this crap! It's like they've been programmed! They even borrow money from their parents and just give it to me!

MTGSPY said...

You should put that statement in your marketing brochure in the fine print, see how many reads it.

Anonymous said...

haha. I trained to be a patent lawyer and got my quals in 2001. (two engineering and a top tier law degree).

Fucking useless.

I have been waiting patiently to administer Great Justice. The time of reckoning is soon upon us.

Thx, mtg for keeping hope alive. Keep up teh good works.

MTGSPY said...

ANONYMOUS: I can see you have "past your test" sometime in the past and now have joined the "enlightened".

Welcome.