What I just saw in the cable ads in the last break:
- a Chinese family running a booming drycleaner and got rich (even the ads are in chinese!),
- then a black guy hugging a cheerleader pimping out hair dye (presumably he's married to anything but the cheerleader),
- and finally a white dude and milf very happily smiled in front of the camera hawking ... get this ... credit consolidation services.
I hear and obey. Booyah.